Sunday, April 20, 2008
This is the skit for my IS module.
Jack and the CATUS.
Comedy scene.
Jack catwalks in.....(with music in background)
Jack: Wah, this is the year 3000, still got this kind of hot desert wth man... and how come the sun got a baby face which looks just like the one in teletubbies...
Cactus grow up.....
Jack: OMG what happen to my beanstalk, where the hell is the word stalk??? How come it becomes a cactus!!! Oh well it must have something to do wif the desert.... Only cactus grow in the desert... (The twist says so...) I should’ve known... Nvm, let’s take a look at the cactus.... Wow, the cactus is ..... colour, and still got mouth sia, so cute haha.... -.- and it’s grown so high up into the sky... maybe I should climb it and see what’s in the sky....
Jack: Wow, it’s such a big palace. O.O OMG it’s a golden egg!! Go back and sell it sure become richer than the Bill Gates 1000 yrs ago... O.O OMG it’s a super duper limited edition giant-sized GRAY COLOURED BOXER SHORTS!!! Wah bring back give my mother the size jus ns sia... hmm there’s so many things up here, sure belong to someone, better go b4 kenna caught...(Goes home and the scene between his mother and jack)
Mum: “I ask you to steal cosmetics, why you steal this boxer back???”(Jack tries a second attempt.)
Jack: Wow, such a lovely prince....cess.... Dear prince....cess... do u want to go on a date wif me??
Princess: Why should I? and I have a bf alrdy, oh here he comes!!!
Giant: Fe Fa Fo Fum!!! Scramm...... (in a furious tone)
Jack: AHH got giant, RUN!!!!
Meanwhile....
Joke scene between the princess and the giant, doing the scene of titanic.
Jack reaches the ground and a shadow covers him, he look across and saw the cactus wanting to eat him...
Jack: Ahhhh dear cactus dun eat me pls... I’m sry that I laugh at yr mouth, but cactus got mouth haha so cute... oops... ahhhh
While Jack was being eaten up........
Jack: This is the super duper high-tech plant grower, after u used it on a plant, it will grow and grow and grow, but how do I use it ??? Ah hack care just pour on the bean sure will work, I threw the instruction manual away just now, I so clever sure can work...
Jack: Oh well, hack care... I have just got a bean~~~ B-E-A-N bean~~~~ which the seller said can grow into a beanstalk, now what is a beanstalk?? Ah I know, haha, it must be after I plant this bean, the word stalk will grow out, tt’s y it’s call a beanstalk, I’m so clever!!!
END of story
Jingmian
@ 8:50 AM
