KEN... he got six pictures. Not fair. I put two nia. Beat him...
Improved from last my 10k run... Yay.
Jingmian @ 11:16 PM
My 10k Human Race
Jingmian @ 11:14 PM
Thursday, May 15, 2008
A Long Walk On The Beach. Will you?
Travel around the world is MY AIM.
Jingmian @ 8:49 AM
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Meaningful
When you were 1 yr old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long.
When you were 2 yrs old, she taught you to walk, you thanked her by running away when she called.
When you were 3 yrs old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.
When you were 4 yrs old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by colouring the dining room table.
When you were 5 yrs old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by plopping into the nearest.
When you were 6 yrs old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'm not going!"
When you were 7 yrs old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.
When you were 8 yrs old, she handed you an ice-cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.
When you were 9 yrs old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 yrs old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 yrs old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 yrs old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13 yrs old, she suggested a haircut. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14 yrs old, she paid for a month stay at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15 yrs old, she came home from work looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16 yrs old, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17 yrs old, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18 yrs old, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19 yrs old, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 20 yrs old, she asked whether you were seeing someone. You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business."
When you were 21 yrs old, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you!"
When you were 22 yrs old, she hugged you at your college graduation. You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.
When you were 23 yrs old, she gave you furniture for your first apartment. You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.
When you were 24 yrs old, she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future. You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"
When you were 25 yrs old, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 30 yrs old, she called with some advice on the baby. You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."
When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday. You thanked her by asking you were "really busy right now."
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died.
And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.
Never forget to love her more than ever if your mother is still around. And if she's not, remember her unconditional love and pass it on.
Always remember to love thy mother, because you only have one mother in your lifetime!
laozb
Jingmian @ 5:58 AM
Sunday, April 20, 2008
This is the skit for my IS module.
Jack and the CATUS.
Comedy scene.
Jack catwalks in.....(with music in background)
Jack: Wah, this is the year 3000, still got this kind of hot desert wth man... and how come the sun got a baby face which looks just like the one in teletubbies... Cactus grow up.....
Jack: OMG what happen to my beanstalk, where the hell is the word stalk??? How come it becomes a cactus!!! Oh well it must have something to do wif the desert.... Only cactus grow in the desert... (The twist says so...) I should’ve known... Nvm, let’s take a look at the cactus.... Wow, the cactus is ..... colour, and still got mouth sia, so cute haha.... -.- and it’s grown so high up into the sky... maybe I should climb it and see what’s in the sky....
Jack: Wow, it’s such a big palace. O.O OMG it’s a golden egg!! Go back and sell it sure become richer than the Bill Gates 1000 yrs ago... O.O OMG it’s a super duper limited edition giant-sized GRAY COLOURED BOXER SHORTS!!! Wah bring back give my mother the size jus ns sia... hmm there’s so many things up here, sure belong to someone, better go b4 kenna caught...(Goes home and the scene between his mother and jack)
Mum: “I ask you to steal cosmetics, why you steal this boxer back???”(Jack tries a second attempt.)
Jack: Wow, such a lovely prince....cess.... Dear prince....cess... do u want to go on a date wif me??
Princess: Why should I? and I have a bf alrdy, oh here he comes!!!
Giant: Fe Fa Fo Fum!!! Scramm...... (in a furious tone)
Jack: AHH got giant, RUN!!!!
Meanwhile....
Joke scene between the princess and the giant, doing the scene of titanic.
Jack reaches the ground and a shadow covers him, he look across and saw the cactus wanting to eat him...
Jack: Ahhhh dear cactus dun eat me pls... I’m sry that I laugh at yr mouth, but cactus got mouth haha so cute... oops... ahhhh
While Jack was being eaten up........
Jack: This is the super duper high-tech plant grower, after u used it on a plant, it will grow and grow and grow, but how do I use it ??? Ah hack care just pour on the bean sure will work, I threw the instruction manual away just now, I so clever sure can work...
Jack: Oh well, hack care... I have just got a bean~~~ B-E-A-N bean~~~~ which the seller said can grow into a beanstalk, now what is a beanstalk?? Ah I know, haha, it must be after I plant this bean, the word stalk will grow out, tt’s y it’s call a beanstalk, I’m so clever!!!
END of story
Jingmian @ 8:50 AM
Sunday, March 23, 2008
best prank. kekeke
Jingmian @ 6:09 AM
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
A Leap Year Romance Over Four Leap Years
Will he show? Will she wait?
This February 29th. Take a leap of faith.
Director Jean Yeo’s debut feature is a shining example of a film done right. It all started with a strong and simple love story adapted from the well-known author Catherine Lim’s novella by proper scriptwriters into the well-paced treat that is The Leap Years.
The film follows Li-Ann, a leap year baby through a period of 16 years, or 4 leap years and centres mostly on the days leading up to her birthday. Potrayed brilliantly by the charming Wong Li-lin, the character of Li-Ann was a likeable romantic who chances upon Jeremy (Ananda Everingham) at a cafe one day and blind-dates him using the Irish tradition about 29th February, which allows a woman to propose a date to a man.
They promise to meet every leap year, and from there the film throws at its characters every cliche plot point, including the long-suffering friend, K.S (Qi Yuwu) who has long harboured feelings for Li-Ann but eventually gives up and move on. Li-Ann herself too moves on and… I probably shouldn’t spoil this for you.
Interweaved with Li-Lin’s scenes were Joan Chen, who narrates the story (the voice is actually of Beatrice Chia’s) from the future, while shot strangely blurry, fitted nicely into the narrative flow of the movie.
The Leap Years is a typical true blue romantic flick that borrows from the strength of Catherine Lim’s story, and despite the numerous cliches about having love and lost, Singapore’s first English-language movie is a well-put together film that has high production values and visual appeal (thanks to Hong Kong DOP Henry Chung), and a wall-to-wall carpet of Corrine May as soundtrack which serves only to add to its long list of selling points.
The Leap Years opens today in cinemas islandwide. Go catch it.
